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Friday (Rehearsal Day)
Check-In
Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.
Please do not arrive earlier than that. The venue will not allow early check-ins, and we’d prefer not to spend the afternoon explaining why you’re sitting in the parking lot.
Rehearsal
The rehearsal officially begins at 5:30 PM, but we need everyone there by 5:00 PM.
This is the one event all weekend where being “Colorado on time” is not an option.
Bar Opens at 4:30 PM
Make of that information what you will.
Carpool If You Can
Parking is free, but if you can ride together, please do. Fewer cars makes life easier for everyone.
Saturday (Wedding Day)
Photos
Family and wedding party photos begin at 1:45 PM.
Please be ready by then. Future Alex and Bailee would greatly appreciate not having to hunt people down.
Ceremony
Be seated by 3:59 PM.
The ceremony begins at 4:20 PM.
Yes, that is the real ceremony time.
No, it is not a typo.
Groomsmen
You have been promoted to cocktail hour blackjack dealers.
Your compensation package includes our gratitude and eventual access to the open bar.
Please take your responsibilities as seriously as a group of wedding party blackjack dealers reasonably can.
Quiet Hours
Quiet hours begin at 10:00 PM.
Lights out is officially 12:00 AM.
We’re required to write that.
Venue Rules
The venue is extremely serious about illegal drugs.
Their policy is removal from the property and involvement of law enforcement.
We would strongly prefer not to find out how serious they are.
Sunday Checkout
Checkout is 10:00 AM.
Please have your belongings, dignity, and any remaining voice by that time.
One Last Thing
Sunday is Alex’s birthday.
Please plan your complaints accordingly.